Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy? Anyway I am being naughty. This whole Love Hunt II reaching the masses is making me a little bit cheeky. There is a great deal of amusement being shared with the world who are reading some really excruciating embarrassing dating escapades.
Oh and while I have your attention – I also love those people who are offended by the word orgasm as well. ORGASM. Yes ORRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGASM. I wonder if they are offended by SNEEZE which is essentially the same but fluids evacuate from upstairs rather than downstairs. SNEEEEEEEEEEEEZE. Anyway I have deviated, since we are all having so much fun, please share with anyone who you think might appreciate the below. Oh and those people who are offended by orgasms – well your parents had sex. That is why you are here… FACE THAT! Now said in a nice prim voice – please enjoy the following:
I feel sad for woman with flatulence husband but she would not have been at a beautiful hotel without him. She would probably work as waitress. She would not have been able to afford beautiful clothes and her body perfection has been paid for. Without him she would not be living such a lifestyle. I see what she has sacrificed to get what she needs. Many women do this. Which is better? Make sacrifice to get what you want and a lifestyle you desire or work hard but never get anywhere? Not everyone is super intelligent and can have good jobs. Others have different assets. She had beauty that she invested in to get a better return. Her beauty has enabled her a carefree lifestyle with manicures and massages. This is what I dream of. Do you see my side now? I would put up with nostril hair and rancid fart for beautiful lifestyle. Sad isn’t it. I don’t want to work and work like a dog making shyte payments. I want to be pampered. I want to be the princess!
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