You wouldn’t believe it with your own eyes or anyone else’s eyes, even if you rubbed them and looked again!
Oh and… All manner of random events, tantrums and slime-acious calamity took place at The Monsters’ Dance last night. The roars in the forest say they have never known anything like it and they loved it! There were surprise slime-ings, mass chaos and dance moves that had never been witnessed before. One Tantrum-tastic dancer had to be escorted off the monster pit floor when they terrifyingly tantrumed at an inconvenient moment. Admittedly that was the name of the dance; however, there is an order and sequence for a terrifying tantrum dance and it is not when another monster is on stage showing their best monstery moves!
What surprised the mayhem of monster audience was that there was even a mysterious monster who ventured all the way over from the Isle of Wight to strut his stuff wearing dark glasses and a bobbed wig! How bizarre but not as weird as some of the other goings on!
Well now the event has made monster history, the next MONSTERS’ DANCE is scheduled for the same time next year – you know what that means? Get those monster moves made, make that monster outfit and prepare to strut your monsteracious stuff. Of course if you need to get some ideas on how to make marvellous monster moves then the whole event is documented in THE MONSTERS’ DANCE. You can click on the following links to read about the monster mayhem that took place and discover how to really get super-monstery!
Oh and for all of those lovely people who have asked what will I do now that The Monsters’ Dance has been birthed into the world, well I have some Splishy Sploshies to attend to. It seems that they are turning up in toilets and causing water destruction and havoc. When your garden is transformed into a wave machine and the Splishy Sploshies take to riding rubber ducks in formation around the pond – well you sense there is trouble looming and one had best take care of things before they escalate out of control… Oh and other than that I was visited by the Little Stinkers who were threatening a GREAT STINK! They advised me that they intended to surpass the Great Stink of the 1860’s so I will be taking some time to find out more about that! Never a dull moment eh!