WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE – CREATURE IDENTIFICATION
The Whiley Wafters are mischievous looking creatures shaped like a see-through clouds. They have big feet, long arms and large hands. The Wafters grin, look naughty and blow raspberries. That naughty look is an indication of what is coming after a loud raspberry: a waft of rotten sprouts will fill the area.
The Whiley Wafters are very calm Little Stinkers because they are like little fluffy clouds. They do have a variety of tones depending on their level of stink. The greyer they are then the more concerned you should because that means they are filled to stink brink and that will never be pretty or appealing to anyone’s nostrils.
The Whiley Wafters are a bit competitive. It seems that Sebastian Stinkworthy realised that as great as the Little Stinkers were at doing what they were told, sometimes they lacked motivation. So, Sebastian Stinkworthy thought that he would experiment with generating a bit of competitive spirit within the Whiley Wafters. Now, what Sebastian didn’t expect was that Whiley Wafters would only be competitive with other Little Stinkers and not each other. It seemed that the Whiley Wafters figured out to that the best way to create the ultimate stinks. Since they were like clouds, they would be more effective if they joined together and created stinking storms. Admittedly Sebastian Stinkworthy was quite impressed by their creativity and tenacity and since we are using words that have ‘ity’ at the end, he couldn’t get over their stink capacity or stink-ordacity!
THE STINKING UGLY – HOW THEY ‘GET YOU’
Have you ever laid on the grass watching fluffy little white clouds drift across the sky? I am sure you have. Have you noticed how they wander individually for a while and then collide to make a greater cloud? As if my cloudy magic more and more join in and then suddenly you have a storm. The Whiley Wafters adopt the same routine. They innocently drift past looking all wafty, they then gather and brew up a stinking storm. Oh yes… An umbrella isn’t going to protect you from their mean menacing murk.
The Whiley Wafters combine sprouts with swamp. When Sebastian Stinkworthy first began creating potent pong potions and combinations, he found that the innocent little sprout dominated the acrid aroma arena. He literally couldn’t get over how one small cabbage could essentially violate so many nostrils to such extremes. So at first he was consumed in creating the different Little Stink creatures to assist him in his stinky endeavours and found that simple ‘mean’ stinks were most effective. It was only after he felt comfortable with his first few Little Stinker creatures that he realised that they had great pong potential.
When Sebastian Stinkworthy first came up with this Little Stinker he liked the idea of riling up a stinking storm. He thought to himself ‘to create a storm one needs a cloud’ and that was the birth of the idea for a Whiley Wafter. What he also enjoyed was the fact that clouds join and can then drift apart. Or as he likes to say drift-a-fart, which is just floating with a bad smell involved.
IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS LITTLE STINKER
Well you are one of those dreamy, wafty sorts that drift into rooms looking all starry eyed and as though everything is just so marvellous. People notice that calm presence and relax. What your unsuspecting odour audience are unaware of is the inner intestinal storm brewing. You might smile in a friendly way but that storm of parpington is far from friendly. In fact it is most likely to make enemies when it brews to full capacity. It is as if a bottomy backlash has blustered the barricades and taken down any innocent onlookers in the process.
THE STINKING STORY
A key moment within Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers is when they are introduced.
Now, notice the Whiley Wafters can appear like clouds… So they just floated across the sky carrying their special stinky scents and arranged them in plain sight… Those Whiley Wafters can also drop through drains to fill the stink holes with awful smells.
WHAT MAKES THEM SMILE
They are happiest when they have joined together and have unleashed a stunning stink storm. The clap of thunderous trumps brings a huge grin to their wafty faces.
THEIR FAVOURITE FOOD
The Whiley Wafters like juices and smoothies. They juice spinach with cabbage and kale to create the perfect green concoction to generate the perfect intestinal tornado.
A LITTLE BIT OF WEIRDNESS
Sometimes these Whiley Wafters like the idea of being low hanging clouds and join together to create a mysterious murk-smelling mist. Other times they get really close to each other and create a fruity-fart-filled-fog. Of course such a united effort makes them feel a sense of Little Stinker Community and a feeling of farty ‘togetherness.’ What more could a Little Stinker desire?
THEIR PART OF THE RASPBERRY RHAPSODY
The Whiley Wafters aren’t really singers instead they wander around and make storms. During the Raspberry Rhapsody the Whiley Wafters drift in:
With that, he lifted his magic staff into the air and waved it. Numerous glowing clouds filled the air and showed a picture of each of the cities around the world. The Whiley Wafters drifted across the ceiling and gathered around the portals.
‘Wow!’ cried Tingle.
‘Cool,’ said Josh.
WHERE YOU ARE MOST LIKELY TO FIND THEM
Just like clouds they can waft anywhere. It all depends on their mood or what they have been asked to do. In most cases they waft around rafters looking pleased with themselves, yet when a group of them feel grumpy they will gather together to create a guttural-flavoured storm. Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. Mist and fog rising usually happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity.
ADVICE FROM THIS LITTLE STINKER
A regular love puff is often better than saving it all up to create a stupendous stinking storm. Why? Well it is all down to how big that bowel brewing bottomy bonanza is. Sometimes it can be a little uncomfortable.
THE DANCE OF THE LITTLE STINKER
They waft around the dancefloor waving their arms gently. Sometimes they have silk handkerchiefs or scarves to enable the ultimate wafting motion.
HOW THEY LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF STINKING SECURITY
You think the sky is blue with white fluffy clouds and then from nowhere there is a spectacular stinking storm. How? Why? It was a Whiley Wafter wilfully whiff whacking. It usually is triggered by the sound of a loud raspberry.
STAND OUT MOMENTS
There is a moment in Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers when the family are stood in Waftness Pumping station and the Whiley Wafters rise into the air like little clouds. At first the family are surprised by the smiling clouds, but soon learn that when a raspberry sounds that something terribly sprouty is going to descend upon them.
THE MORAL OF THE STINKY STORY
Never trust a cloud that smiles, blows a loud raspberry and wafts.