A few Notes on the Stinktacular. It seems a few of you are curious, others are bemused and some have even realised that I made up the word and why not? What else are you going to call a spectacle of stink?
If you are going to do something you may as well make it spectacular. That applies to Sebastian Stinkworthy’s approach to the Greatest International Stink known to mankind. Why provide a tinker-smell when you can create a riotous rancid nasal rebellion.
The question Sebastian asked himself was how do I make this the greatest stink and make it spectacular? Well the answer was clearly obvious: YOU MAKE A STINKTACULAR and TURN IT INTO A STINKATHON. It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from. No doubt you are curious and wonder how such a story came to be. Well the truth is there was a Great Stink in 1858. If it happened once it can happen again… So with that in mind enjoy reading Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers… It will certainly provide a Stinktacular insight into sordid smells!
Oh what a joy to release a huge stink and detonate sprouts!
ILLUSTRATION BY ROBIN DRY – THANKK YOU