Whoever came up with combination of socks with sandals was clearly a fruit-loop and such a convincing fruit-loop that ‘he’ (no woman would even consider inventing such a monstrosity – it goes against her nature) managed to convince others that the combination was acceptable. Even if you ignore the fact there is potential for hideous tan lines, there is no way that this combination is considered right. It would be like eating sardines with custard… Anyway enjoy this cruise ship creature. If this is you then ‘No!’ really… ‘No!’ Sandals with socks is illogical and defies all social convention.
Michelle Dry's Children's Books 