OHHHHH dear… That is the response when sausage hiding escapades catch up with an individual. It is also why the sausage hiding that takes place at sea, stays at sea. It seems there is some sort of weird understanding that officers and crew can live two lives… One on land and one at sea… Those two lives are separate and can involve multiple relationships.
This chapter, read by Stockton Harris, gives you an insight into what happens when sausage hiding escapades catch up with those who have deviated from the one relationship path. ENJOY!