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Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies CHAPTER 1
When a wet pair of washed knickers collides with your face then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to mischief!
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A Tug of War with a Pair of Knickers…
Racing around the front room with a pair of knickers in your mouth is not how many people start the morning
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Play Time… The fun you can have with a frozen brussel sprout…
Who would have thought a frozen brussel sprout could provide so much fun?
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Finding the Balance
Sometimes the circumstances that surround us provide perfect opportunity for reflection and insight.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 29 – The ‘Captain’s Hat’ wearers
The strange thing is captain’s hat wearing is rife on cruise ships. It is a weird phenomenon that makes you wonder whether people have delusions of ‘captain-ness’
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That Sense of Freedom
That sense of freedom that comes from not being rushed… Just switching off and simply being…
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The Itchy Bottomed Horse
That satisfaction when you manage to scratch that itch. A lovely little pony reveals it pleasure of scratching its bottom on a post…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
A mute sock puppet and a ship in a storm is not the ideal situation for a talent show; although, it certainly provides some amusement. Enjoy the audio…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold…
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Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
Ohhh there are Cruise Ship Creatures and then there are those who bemuse, confuse and amuse. This section prepares you for what is to come over the next few weeks…
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A Certain Kind of Bliss
Why not take that time to enjoy and experience while the world continues its chaos?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 20 – We Only Came On This Cruise For The Port We Missed
Throwing passengers from a tender to the ship isn’t my idea of fun…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families
A confined space with family for two weeks has the potential for absolute cruise carnage… Fact!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 11- The Socks and Sandals Brigade
The combination of socks with sandals is wrong, very wrong but for some reason there are those who believe it is right!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’
It starts with one magnet and the next thing you know you have to buy a new fridge to stick more location magnets somewhere
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 7 – The Library Lurkers
The Library Lurker takes lurking and books to a whole new level.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers
It is quite astounding how many nooks and crannies a ‘reader’ can find to indulge in a book
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What Does an Adventurer Do When They Can’t Adventure?
Adventure doesn’t always have to be what you think it is… There are always new ways…
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Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 5 – The ‘Do you know who I am?’
It is amazing how the cruise ship environment makes people ask ‘do you know who I am?’
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Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 4 – The World Cruisers
Oh the World Cruisers are a breed unto themselves… Enjoy listening to the details that reveal their traits
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
Quite a fearful foggy-fied phenomenon eh? Old people scooter racing around the cruise ship decks…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
We have all met those lovely people who want to tell you about every single cruise they have been on…
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How Would Your Dog Like his Sausage Madam?
It has been a little while since I have blogged. It is the standard ‘life gets in the way’ scenario where ‘real’ work took over and left me without the creative mental space… It seems a lot of people have been experiencing the same brain fry around me. One of my friends was so caught […]
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