People and their Excuses…
April 16, 2021
Ohhhh I wish I could do that – they say and then… … More People and their Excuses…
Finding the Balance
April 13, 2021
Sometimes the circumstances that surround us provide perfect opportunity for reflection and insight. … More Finding the Balance
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 29 – The ‘Captain’s Hat’ wearers
April 12, 2021
The strange thing is captain’s hat wearing is rife on cruise ships. It is a weird phenomenon that makes you wonder whether people have delusions of ‘captain-ness’ … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 29 – The ‘Captain’s Hat’ wearers
That Sense of Freedom
April 9, 2021
That sense of freedom that comes from not being rushed… Just switching off and simply being… … More That Sense of Freedom
The Itchy Bottomed Horse
April 7, 2021
That satisfaction when you manage to scratch that itch. A lovely little pony reveals it pleasure of scratching its bottom on a post… … More The Itchy Bottomed Horse
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
April 7, 2021
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
April 5, 2021
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
March 31, 2021
There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
March 29, 2021
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
While they were sleeping…
March 25, 2021
The world continues… all the while they are sleeping… … More While they were sleeping…
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
March 24, 2021
A mute sock puppet and a ship in a storm is not the ideal situation for a talent show; although, it certainly provides some amusement. Enjoy the audio… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
March 22, 2021
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Living or Existing?
March 19, 2021
Are you living or existing? What needs to change to enable you to truly live? … More Living or Existing?
Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
March 17, 2021
Ohhh there are Cruise Ship Creatures and then there are those who bemuse, confuse and amuse. This section prepares you for what is to come over the next few weeks… … More Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
A Certain Kind of Bliss
March 17, 2021
Why not take that time to enjoy and experience while the world continues its chaos? … More A Certain Kind of Bliss
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 20 – We Only Came On This Cruise For The Port We Missed
March 15, 2021
Throwing passengers from a tender to the ship isn’t my idea of fun… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 20 – We Only Came On This Cruise For The Port We Missed
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
March 10, 2021
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
March 8, 2021
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
March 3, 2021
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
March 1, 2021
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
February 24, 2021
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families
February 22, 2021
A confined space with family for two weeks has the potential for absolute cruise carnage… Fact! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
February 17, 2021
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
To put a smile on people’s faces
February 16, 2021
It isn’t often the grim reaper peers in your window… … More To put a smile on people’s faces
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
February 15, 2021
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 11- The Socks and Sandals Brigade
February 10, 2021
The combination of socks with sandals is wrong, very wrong but for some reason there are those who believe it is right! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 11- The Socks and Sandals Brigade
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
February 8, 2021
Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’
February 3, 2021
It starts with one magnet and the next thing you know you have to buy a new fridge to stick more location magnets somewhere … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
February 1, 2021
When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 7 – The Library Lurkers
January 27, 2021
The Library Lurker takes lurking and books to a whole new level. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 7 – The Library Lurkers
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers
January 25, 2021
It is quite astounding how many nooks and crannies a ‘reader’ can find to indulge in a book … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers
What Does an Adventurer Do When They Can’t Adventure?
January 22, 2021
Adventure doesn’t always have to be what you think it is… There are always new ways… … More What Does an Adventurer Do When They Can’t Adventure?
Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 5 – The ‘Do you know who I am?’
January 20, 2021
It is amazing how the cruise ship environment makes people ask ‘do you know who I am?’
… More Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 5 – The ‘Do you know who I am?’
Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 4 – The World Cruisers
January 18, 2021
Oh the World Cruisers are a breed unto themselves… Enjoy listening to the details that reveal their traits … More Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 4 – The World Cruisers
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
January 13, 2021
Quite a fearful foggy-fied phenomenon eh? Old people scooter racing around the cruise ship decks… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
Being Mediocre
January 13, 2021
Sometimes you realise that chasing and aspiration don’t provide the answers you hoped they would.
… More Being Mediocre
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
January 11, 2021
We have all met those lovely people who want to tell you about every single cruise they have been on… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
Hello 2021
January 8, 2021
A world of randomness and 2021 snuck in like a naughty ninja needing new knickers. … More Hello 2021
Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 1 – The More Obvious Cruise Ship Creatures
January 6, 2021
A little insight into the more obvious cruise ship creatures… … More Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 1 – The More Obvious Cruise Ship Creatures
As Requested… Cruise Ship Creatures
January 4, 2021
Just a heads-up as to what is coming on the Cruise Ship Creatures front… … More As Requested… Cruise Ship Creatures
SWITCHING OFF
January 2, 2021
How often do you switch off and does it make you feel guilty? … More SWITCHING OFF
Time to Start Planting…
September 24, 2020
It’s that time of year where you can gather and plant acorns and conkers… Let’s do it!!!! … More Time to Start Planting…
A Few Thoughts on Contentment
September 23, 2020
Sometimes we are so busy striving we forget to experience contentment. … More A Few Thoughts on Contentment
Not Much Better Than This…
September 18, 2020
Sometimes it is worth reminding one’s self that simple things are wonderful. … More Not Much Better Than This…
A Face Off With A Landing Swan
September 18, 2020
Being at the centre of a Swan’s landing strip is not something I would recommend, especially early in the morning. … More A Face Off With A Landing Swan
Just One of ‘Those’ Days
September 12, 2020
That divine comedian certainly excelled when creating a series of events that made me put my foot in it…. … More Just One of ‘Those’ Days
