It’s that time of year where you can gather and plant acorns and conkers… Let’s do it!!!! … More Time to Start Planting…
Sometimes we are so busy striving we forget to experience contentment. … More A Few Thoughts on Contentment
Sometimes it is worth reminding one’s self that simple things are wonderful. … More Not Much Better Than This…
Being at the centre of a Swan’s landing strip is not something I would recommend, especially early in the morning. … More A Face Off With A Landing Swan
That divine comedian certainly excelled when creating a series of events that made me put my foot in it…. … More Just One of ‘Those’ Days
‘Magic Miss Tingle…’ Sebastian said with a tap of his staff. A large cloud of light filled the dancefloor. The music continued and the dancing was funny… The magical map unfolded in the middle of the air. Glowing images from the cities of the world flashed up and showed all of the stink locations… … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 15
Imagine being at the bottom of a hill and a mass of these menacing murk makers rolling at speed in your direction. Then when they arrive they all unfurl as one and…. Boom-bottomy-doom! … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Tangy Twerper?
CHAPTER 14 A SONG, A PONG AND A DING DONG Two beautiful looking desserts sat in front of Tingle and Josh. Both looked delicious and made their mouths water. Sebastian glanced at the children and noticed their excited expressions. ‘So there is a choice of rhubarb and custard, or trifle. Which do you want?’ he … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 14
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
She would not call me. So the stink went on. Many of the Londoners moved from the city to the country to escape the smell but the smog remained. The newspapers had a field day and called the smelly smog ‘The Great Stink!’ Every day the city dwellers grew sadder, angrier and more frustrated. Finally they had enough and began to revolt. … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 13
The calm rippling motion when they arrive and their funny beaver faces make you relax and enjoy the spectacle. Yet, that relaxation is destroyed when they become fartistic, create a random image that then evaporates into a terrible stench. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Pump-kin?
None of it made sense. Was Sebastian a proper baddy? What if he was just really clever at pretending to be a bit weird? What if Sebastian wasn’t what they thought he was? … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 12
Now imagine gathering a group of them together, all humming their own tunes then you certainly have the potential for absolute aggravation. Now combine that with a fruity fragrant fart and you have a catastrophic combination. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Hideous Hummer?
John changed position and grabbed his head. ‘That stink feels as though it has invaded my brain. I feel like there is a green smog inside my skull.’ He paused… ‘Josh and Tingle… We need to find them…’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 11
You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?