Category: audio books
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 29 – The ‘Captain’s Hat’ wearers
The strange thing is captain’s hat wearing is rife on cruise ships. It is a weird phenomenon that makes you wonder whether people have delusions of ‘captain-ness’
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
A mute sock puppet and a ship in a storm is not the ideal situation for a talent show; although, it certainly provides some amusement. Enjoy the audio…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold…
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Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
Ohhh there are Cruise Ship Creatures and then there are those who bemuse, confuse and amuse. This section prepares you for what is to come over the next few weeks…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 20 – We Only Came On This Cruise For The Port We Missed
Throwing passengers from a tender to the ship isn’t my idea of fun…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world?
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