What Must The Neighbours Think?
January 6, 2020
When you sing a Pong Song at the top of your lungs! … More What Must The Neighbours Think?
Category: children’s books
Travel, Adventure and Inspiration
November 16, 2019
You never know where inspiration will come from. Certainly not a random woman in a swimming pool wearing a pith helmet and weilding a selfie-stick. … More Travel, Adventure and Inspiration
Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies
October 28, 2019
‘I didn’t see anything. I just heard splashing and some funny voices singing,’ he replied honestly. ‘There they are again…’ There were a few loud splashes accompanied by a song about water coming from the bathroom. The group glanced at each other, there was no one else in the house so who was singing? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies
Why the Big Splash?
October 26, 2019
It isn’t often a washing machine spits a pair of washed wet knickers in your face is it?
How would you feel? Shocked? Surprised? Slightly distressed?
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Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
September 11, 2019
I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational! … More Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
THE MONSTERS’ DANCE – FIRST 3 CHAPTERS
August 9, 2019
Jenny and Ben accidentally receive an invitation to the Monsters’ Dance. Do monsters really exist? If so, don’t they eat children?The Monsters’ Dance is a celebration like no other – it is a time of great monster festivity because it takes place on the longest day, meaning the nights will soon draw in and true monstering can take place. When the brother and sister accidentally receive the invitation to the monsters’ dance they think it is a joke but what if it isn’t? Surely they have to go and find out… The only thing stopping them is the big question: what if monsters eat children? The pair are torn between curiosity and fear. Maybe they just need to come up with a brilliant disguise. That way they can find out once and for all: how do monsters dance? … More THE MONSTERS’ DANCE – FIRST 3 CHAPTERS
THE HAIRY-LEGGED MYSTERY- 3 CHAPTERS
August 9, 2019
One afternoon, while Ben and Jenny play in the garden, Ben notices a pair of extremely hairy legs belonging to a huge creature hiding in their hedge. Just as they investigate, they are called in for tea. From that moment on, the pair attempt to determine what the creature is.
During the night, they watch from their bedroom window and can see the outline of a hairy shape lurking in the darkness. It had to be a monster didn’t it? What did that monster want? The whole thing was turning into a mystery. Why had the cucumber patch been destroyed? Had the creature taken the fruit bowl? Why would the prize roses be beheaded? Was the creature trying to get their attention? The whole thing had turned into a hairy-legged mystery! … More THE HAIRY-LEGGED MYSTERY- 3 CHAPTERS
Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
June 21, 2019
You wouldn’t believe it with your own eyes or anyone else’s eyes, even if you rubbed them and looked again! Oh and… All manner of random events, tantrums and slime-acious calamity took place at The Monsters’ Dance last night. The roars in the forest say they have never known anything like it and they loved … More Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
June 20, 2019
Don’t you know that monsters choose who can see them and they don’t want to end up all over social media at the mere glimpse of them! What you are probably completely unaware of is that there are some rather avid watchers in the forest who will alert monster security if they notice so much as a whiff of a human and humans are ridiculously whiffacious! … More The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
June 19, 2019
Everyone in the Yuck Clan could armpit slime a moving target at one hundred meters if necessary. If he was ever in danger then he would lift an arm and a jet of slime would cover his assailant. Yucky was designed purely for repulsive monsterdooom. … More Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
