Elderly scooter riders descending like a pack of Hell’s Angels during an emergency evacuation test … More When the reviews come in…
The image of an old lady weilding a ping pong bat isn’t an image many would consider. However, on cruise ships there are often ping ping husslers in the form of old ladies. They lull the other passengers into a false sense of security by sitting beside the table tennis table with a nice bit … More Old Ladies With Ping Pong Bats Can Be Dangerous!
Just a quickie because life has been intense lately… So I just completed the three book series -The Female Rising As soon as the first graced Amazon, she began to sell. I loved writing this series because it is all about ‘connection’ and meditation. There is something so wonderful about writing books that help people. … More A Little Update
Roll on Autumn and Winter because that is my favourite imagining times… The dark times make space for monsters, creatures and creativity. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
Oh and Boredooom has three ‘o’s. Imagine breaking such rules in writing! Fun? Yes! Rebellious? Oooooooh yes! Do I love it? Oh indeeeeeeeedy! Ha! … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 1 -Audio
Sometimes it just takes one little snippet to make us laugh… Love it! … More Another Giggle?- The Out-takes are just hilarious!
Although he did send me an email saying he was having a challenge delivering ‘Imagine a giant whoopee cushion in human form flying across the deck making a huge raspberry noise.’ … More Do You Want A Giggle?
So as many of you know I have been allowing myself a little break from writing over the summer. I will start authoring from the 31st October. Although in the meantime Cruise Ship Creatures is being produced by Stockton Harris and I just had to share this…. Enjoy…
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from the fog sounding their foghorns and cackling hysterically. Amongst the fog, screams and revving could be heard as the dangerous driving ensued. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
Quite a common incident is when a guest-of-the-naked-kind forgets where they are and needs the bathroom during the night. In their half-asleep state they select the wrong door and step out into the corridor, … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals