Why does anyone feel the desire to dunk themselves in cold water during the winter? … More Cold Water Dunking?
Just a heads-up as to what is coming on the Cruise Ship Creatures front… … More As Requested… Cruise Ship Creatures
How often do you switch off and does it make you feel guilty? … More SWITCHING OFF
So, we have come to the rear end and with every ending there is a new beginning. … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – The Rear End
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
CHAPTER 26 WHAT A SURPRISE IN A BUBBLY DISGUISE The Prime Mister jumped backwards when a man in a see-through balloon suddenly appeared in the House of Lords while he was making a speech about stinks. There was a note attached to the balloon saying ‘I am terribly sorry for the intrusion, but my … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 26
CHAPTER 25 WITH THE STINK NO MORE – THEN WHAT NEW WAS IN STORE? At one o’clock in the afternoon, London time, Big Ben blew another huge raspberry in the right direction. ‘Thwaaarrrppp!’ People cautiously stepped out of their houses and sniffed the fresh air and looked relieved. People even cuddled each other in … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 25
CHAPTER 24 DOGS STILL WAGGED THEIR TAILS Waking up to an international stink was not fair on anyone. Even though dogs still wagged their tails, their owners did not want to leave their houses to walk them. Nobody wanted to do anything, especially not eat. Everyone phoned in sick for work, children did … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 24
CHAPTER 23 STUCK WITH MUCK – WHAT BAD LUCK There was a stagnant silence on the dancefloor. Sebastian glared at Bertie. A few things began to add up. ‘What do you mean ‘our’ mercy?’ said Sebastian. ‘Uh oh,’ said Josh. Tingle glanced at Auntie Joanna, who had a look on her face which suggested … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 23
CHAPTER 22 ONE LOUD RASPBERRY GONG AND FRESH AIR WAS GONE The world was filled with a smog that resembled old dog breath, sprouts and rotten eggs. People couldn’t escape the disgusting stench. Some opened their windows and then closed their windows again. Unfortunately there was no escaping the worst smell to grace every … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – Chapter 22