Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint! … More That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
So with that in mind, how did you manage your last bed bug influx? Also how do you make the discovery? Does an innocent guest turn up at reception after a bed bug mauling? … More That Refund You Owe Me & Bed Bugs
Good Morning Elizabeth Hotel, Well I checked my bank account this morning and still no refund, even though you promised it back in March. Bizarre isn’t it how companies love to take the cash but not refund it… They are all smiles when selling and then… silence when they are expected to refund. That is … More That Refund You Owe Me – Upping the Game
I notice you still haven’t paid me the refund you promised me. So I feel it is time to introduce the big guns in the form of an Italian Salami. … More That Refund You Owe Me – The Italian Salami
How much fun would that be to turn up at your reception – a giant woman with flowing red hair dressed as a Valkerie…. Hmmm quite random. … More That Holiday Refund… So… It has begun!
Have you ever sat on stinging nettles and stung your lady garden or snake sausage by accident? … More That Holiday Refund – Well the worm has finally turned…
‘We’re in so much trouble now Davina,’ whispered Ghost.
‘We were already in trouble Ghost. Now those beings are going to send a search party after us instead.’
‘Davina you’re so weird! What do you mean beings?’ asked Ghost. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 10 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina.
‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’
‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘I can’t get into any more trouble than I’m already in, can I?’ Davina responded in deflation.
‘I’m sure you can, you seem to have a natural talent for it,’ Ghost returned with a half-smile. ‘Erm, look Davina… now that I’m not so shocked there’s something I have to tell you.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO
‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’
‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk.
‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously.
‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO