I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational! … More Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
What is worse than a hangover and feeling slightly green? Well that is when the ship hits a storm during a hangover. It is quite a sight watching people determinedly partying when the party platform is pitching and rolling in all directions. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
Well as many of you know I just released my next book and when you come to the end of writing a book it is like when you cross the line at the end of a marathon. Every part of you aches, you feel like you want to collapse and you are desperate for cake! … More A Bit of Writing Reflection
I noticed that if I have a passion for something then I have huge energy to deliver it. There is no struggle, just focused intended enjoyment with a finished/completed outcome (usually in book or project form). … More What lights you up?
Ohhhh many a Gincident has taken place on a cruise ship… Have a listen to the Gin-a-linga-ding-dong Cruise Ship Creature…. … More Sooooooo Happy… Why?
Some of the ideas are fun, others are childish while others are dark and twisted. All of them gave an insight and a learning. The thing is for a person to produce a book there has to be a desire, discipline and a passion. There is no point writing for money because ultimately that will provide no joy. … More And now it is time to have a holiday from writing.
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
So the gummy little lady was asked when she last had her teeth and she could not remember. It was only when she went to dinner that evening that she realised that she had forgotten them. So guess what happened next? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘HAS ANYONE HANDED IN MY TEETH?’