Where there is a river there is a Splishy Splishy way. ARE YOU READY FOR ADVENTURE? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 7
When a wet pair of washed knickers collides with your face then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to mischief! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies CHAPTER 1
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
There is a certain amount of time in the day and one has to balance full time work, laughing at one’s own jokes, writing books, hanging out with friends and doing hot and aerial yoga. As an author it is expected that you keep a blog even if your books are selling anyway… I know! … More Bologna Bookfair Build Up
Being kept awake by young amorous couples testing the limits of the upper bunk to a squeaky rhythm, that could likened to a drum and base mouse, strangely never appealed either…
What do you imagine the sound of paradise to be like?
Well be surprised by the reality contained in this blog. … More The Sound of Paradise
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational! … More Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
This ‘Cruise Ship Creature’ is fascinating because they love to share their passion and will undoubtedly have insights that you would not discover unless you set up an interrogation room for the crew. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS