There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
The combination of socks with sandals is wrong, very wrong but for some reason there are those who believe it is right! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 11- The Socks and Sandals Brigade
Quite a fearful foggy-fied phenomenon eh? Old people scooter racing around the cruise ship decks… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
Just a heads-up as to what is coming on the Cruise Ship Creatures front… … More As Requested… Cruise Ship Creatures
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
The calm rippling motion when they arrive and their funny beaver faces make you relax and enjoy the spectacle. Yet, that relaxation is destroyed when they become fartistic, create a random image that then evaporates into a terrible stench. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Pump-kin?
Now imagine gathering a group of them together, all humming their own tunes then you certainly have the potential for absolute aggravation. Now combine that with a fruity fragrant fart and you have a catastrophic combination. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Hideous Hummer?
If you love a good Raspberry sound have a listen… … More THE RASPBERRY CHASE – This Will Make You Laugh – LITTLE STINKERS… WITH AUDIO
Surprise! I bet you thought I had given up… Oh no! Why would I when I can explore my completely annoying side? Some might call it the dark side or the shadow side. That makes me think of Star Wars and Darth Vada. I wonder how you would react if I turned up at your reception breathing like an asthmatic after running up a mountain wearing a black cape. … More That Refund You Owe Me – The Dark Side