that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
This ‘Cruise Ship Creature’ is fascinating because they love to share their passion and will undoubtedly have insights that you would not discover unless you set up an interrogation room for the crew. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS
Oh that free eye with every treatment does it every time! … More It Must Be Cruising Season…
Of course there will be some fantastic dancers who are there to show their natural ability. Alternatively, if you have the coordination of a drunken giraffe climbing onto a hammock then it is precisely the opportunity to challenge yourself and demonstrate moves never witnessed before in public. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE ‘WE JUST LOVE TO DANCE’
What is worse than a hangover and feeling slightly green? Well that is when the ship hits a storm during a hangover. It is quite a sight watching people determinedly partying when the party platform is pitching and rolling in all directions. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
The Leathery Sunbathers: okay this title can be interpreted in two ways. There are people that sunbathe in leather. Oh yes, on a charter cruise for gay men, it seemed that some would venture out on deck in their leather ‘swimwear’ and tan themselves. Some would even wear the leather hat and chains. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS
On some ships there are waterslides and wave pools. These are prime locations for tied bikinis to depart for the other end of the pool, or wedgy into complete disappearance. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE MISSING IN SWIMWEAR ACTION
It was like watching a wall of old Hell’s Angels descending on the theatre. It was quite a fearsome sight. A wall of old people, huge people and random people all on scooters driving at one door as though it was a race was terrifying. For some reason I thought there might be a rules of the scooter road. I was wrong. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
