Is there some underlying blueprint that links up events? Is there a set of patterns that we are destined to follow until we figure them out. That is the beauty of it-who really knows? … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 5
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’. … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
The point is laughter is infectious and we need more of this in the world. When people are ill they get disease. When people laugh they re-ease. Those little cells in the body jump about in party time and have a feel good gathering. Happy cells make happy bodies and we need more of that! … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 6
Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy? … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
The Office Feeder is usually a buxom sort who likes to bake and see people happy. She has a husband suffering from extreme cholesterol levels. He needs a forklift truck to lift him from the bed in the morning. The unfortunate truth is for her husband to survive, the Feeder has to turn her attention elsewhere and feed teams instead. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE FEEDER
OVER FIVE WEEKS I WILL BE POSTING THE FIRST TEN CHAPTERS OF GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE. PLEASE ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE MISSED ANY THEY WILL BE ON THE BLOG PAGE. CHAPTER 10 An entrance is an entrance is a way in. Crouching behind the boulder, Davina and Ghost watched Emma and Dolan … More GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE – CHAPTER 10
Being propelled at force from a Japanese lavatory whilst listening to the disguisory sounds of pan pipes could be considered rather random. What is the funniest thing you can think of? What is the funniest thing you have seen? What is the funniest thing you have done? I don’t know whether this is the funniest but … More THE ART OF JAPANESE TOILET COMBAT
THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER OF THE TEN RESONANCE CHAPTERS I HAVE RELEASED. I HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THEM. I WILL BE SHARING THE FIRST TEN CHAPTERS OF GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE NEXT. IF YOU HAVE MISSED ANY CHAPTERS YOU WILL FIND THEM ON THE BLOG PAGE OF THIS SITE. CHAPTER 10 Ice … More THE RESONANCE CHAPTER 10
