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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Gin-a-ling-a-ding-dongs

June 15, 2018

As with all things gin there are many a gincident to report and fantastic moments of congers taking place when there is no actual conger music. One of the best shippy gincidents involved a group of older ‘Gin-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dongs’ reaching the point of being grievous-ginily-sloshed and deciding that skinny dipping in the central pool at the buffet-face-stuffing peak time was a particularly good idea. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Gin-a-ling-a-ding-dongs

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Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4

May 19, 2018

‘Well I suppose I should let you in, but you only have a few hours because otherwise you might get used to The Land of Boredooom and want to stay…’ With that he released all the chains and slowly opened the door. ‘Are you ready?’ he said with a yawn and a loud dragged out sigh. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4

LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

February 23, 2018

Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2

November 25, 2017

‘Well that is a very good question Tingle. Obviously next to a giant you will be very small. So you have to make sure that they don’t step on you. The best way to get a giant’s attention is to giggle. For some reason they hear that better than anything else. Also if you say something funny and they laugh then they really like you. They also like anything that rhymes. I remember a time when your mum, when she was a little girl, said a special rhyme to the giant. That was how we were allowed to see the treasure tree.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 10

November 11, 2017

Sue glanced at the horizon, a band of thick cloud rolled over the mountains and descended into the valley. The speed at which it travelled meant trouble, there was going to be a storm. Sue turned the helicopter around and felt a deep pang in her heart. Her little boy was about to spend the night in a snow storm and he had nothing with him to keep him warm. … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 10

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 9

November 4, 2017

It was close to winter which meant that Baby must have been in the in-between food phase. It was in transition between milk and vegetation. It still needed its mother’s milk otherwise there was a possibility it could die. A feeling of helplessness washed through Wyld. If the baby mammoth died then what? He would be just a kid lost in the wilderness with a dead baby mammoth. What kid wanted to deal with that? … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 9