The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 14
Ohhhh it is getting extremely monstery now! Exciting! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 14
Ohhhh it is getting extremely monstery now! Exciting! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 12 SHOPPING, BOPPING AND NO TIME FOR STOPPING After two hours of being dragged around the shopping centre, Ben and Jenny were completely bored of shopping. They had to buy new shoes for school and that was no fun at all! All they wanted to do was go home and set everything up. Unfortunately … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 12
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’. … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
The Office Feeder is usually a buxom sort who likes to bake and see people happy. She has a husband suffering from extreme cholesterol levels. He needs a forklift truck to lift him from the bed in the morning. The unfortunate truth is for her husband to survive, the Feeder has to turn her attention elsewhere and feed teams instead. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE FEEDER
OVER FIVE WEEKS I WILL BE POSTING THE FIRST TEN CHAPTERS OF GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE. PLEASE ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE MISSED ANY THEY WILL BE ON THE BLOG PAGE. CHAPTER 10 An entrance is an entrance is a way in. Crouching behind the boulder, Davina and Ghost watched Emma and Dolan … More GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE – CHAPTER 10
OVER FIVE WEEKS I WILL BE POSTING THE FIRST TEN CHAPTERS OF GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE. PLEASE ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE MISSED ANY THEY WILL BE ON THE BLOG PAGE. CHAPTER 9 Journeys that lead further a-field. ‘Where are we going?’ Davina asked wearing her own clothes and brandishing her small … More GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE CHAPTER 9
OVER FIVE WEEKS I WILL BE POSTING THE FIRST TEN CHAPTERS OF GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE. PLEASE ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE MISSED ANY THEY WILL BE ON THE BLOG PAGE. CHAPTER 7 Blue glows from potential parents. Ghost stared vacantly up at the sky. Every now and again he trembled. ‘What’s wrong … More GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE CHAPTER 7
OVER FIVE WEEKS I WILL BE POSTING THE FIRST TEN CHAPTERS OF GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE. PLEASE ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE MISSED ANY THEY WILL BE ON THE BLOG PAGE. CHAPTER 6 Perfectly formed, steaming piles of stones. Later that morning, Davina leaned against the carved, stone doorway watching Ghost intently. Admittedly … More GARGANTUAN ADVENTURES – THE SECRET GATE CHAPTER 6