Tag: Change
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice?
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
There is a less distinct flavour and it is more challenging to identify the culprit when there are so many parping particpants. It is like the old saying too many cooks spoil the broth. In the case too many stinkers ruin the pong.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Whiff Warbler?
The stench was intense and while the crowd reacted the warblers flitted away with their beautiful dragonfly wings as if the huge squelch had been a figment of people’s imaginations.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Tangy Twerper?
Imagine being at the bottom of a hill and a mass of these menacing murk makers rolling at speed in your direction. Then when they arrive they all unfurl as one and…. Boom-bottomy-doom!
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun?
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 4 – With AUDIO
That night Davina could hear whispering throughout the dormitory. The patter of barefeet was accompanied by hushed voices. ‘Come on get up,’ said one of the older girls to another from a bed further down the dormitory. ‘She’s definitely asleep. We need to go through her things and find out what’s going on with her,’ said another climbing out of bed.
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It Seems I Released A Premature Pong by Accident!
That awkward moment when you unintentionally release an international stink. Yes imagine a pong so strong that they made a song!
Michelle Dry's Children's Books 