Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers

It is quite astounding how many nooks and crannies a ‘reader’ can find to indulge in a book … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers

A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!

It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from. … More A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?

What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?

Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?