Monster Marvellousness
May 23, 2019
Why would a child want to see a monster if they could get eaten? … More Monster Marvellousness
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A Monsteracious Update…
May 12, 2019
Soooo my lovelies I might have been quiet for a while. Well it is because I have been dealing with Monsters. Yep who can say that? The truth is there are plenty of Monsters to interview for my next Children’s book. Taking time to understand monsters and how they approach life takes time. Let’s take … More A Monsteracious Update…
Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
August 25, 2018
Roll on Autumn and Winter because that is my favourite imagining times… The dark times make space for monsters, creatures and creativity. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
June 22, 2018
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
Retina Blue Audio Chapter 5
June 8, 2018
Is there some underlying blueprint that links up events? Is there a set of patterns that we are destined to follow until we figure them out. That is the beauty of it-who really knows? … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 5
Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4
May 19, 2018
‘Well I suppose I should let you in, but you only have a few hours because otherwise you might get used to The Land of Boredooom and want to stay…’ With that he released all the chains and slowly opened the door. ‘Are you ready?’ he said with a yawn and a loud dragged out sigh. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4
Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3
May 12, 2018
‘Well that is it, decision made,’ said Auntie Joanna. ‘We can’t have you being bored, so that is why we are definitely going to The Land of Boredooom! We will have a boring adventure.’ She smiled at the thought of an adventure being boring because they never were. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3
Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 2
May 5, 2018
‘Ah that is where you are wrong Tingle. Some adults do jump in puddles and take great pleasure in it but they just do it when other adults aren’t looking. It seems that often when grown-ups get older they forget the pleasure of making a great big splash!’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 2
LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
February 23, 2018
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
February 16, 2018
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’. … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
