Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers
January 25, 2021
It is quite astounding how many nooks and crannies a ‘reader’ can find to indulge in a book … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers
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A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!
December 14, 2020
It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from. … More A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
December 7, 2020
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
November 30, 2020
There is a less distinct flavour and it is more challenging to identify the culprit when there are so many parping particpants. It is like the old saying too many cooks spoil the broth. In the case too many stinkers ruin the pong. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
November 23, 2020
What would happen if that whale released a stink? Do whales have funny tummies? That then resulted in shark smells. Did sharks blow off? Did a shark have a bottom? All of that came from one innocent bottom bubble! … More PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Whiff Warbler?
November 9, 2020
The stench was intense and while the crowd reacted the warblers flitted away with their beautiful dragonfly wings as if the huge squelch had been a figment of people’s imaginations. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Whiff Warbler?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
October 19, 2020
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Hideous Hummer?
October 5, 2020
Now imagine gathering a group of them together, all humming their own tunes then you certainly have the potential for absolute aggravation. Now combine that with a fruity fragrant fart and you have a catastrophic combination. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Hideous Hummer?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
September 14, 2020
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?
August 24, 2020
Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?
