PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?

A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?

Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO

‘I can’t get into any more trouble than I’m already in, can I?’ Davina responded in deflation.
‘I’m sure you can, you seem to have a natural talent for it,’ Ghost returned with a half-smile. ‘Erm, look Davina… now that I’m not so shocked there’s something I have to tell you.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO

‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’
‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk.
‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously.
‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 5 – With AUDIO

Early the next morning in Ms Kirk’s office, Davina sat in an uncomfortable high-backed wooden chair staring at Ms Kirk’s contorted features. Without saying a word Ms Kirk whacked the palm of her hand with the cane. The whacking tempo inceased as she began to pace. ‘So…’ Whack! She pressed her lips tightly together and made a sucking rasp. ‘So… you say you don’t know what happened.’ The cane sliced through the air. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 5 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 4 – With AUDIO

That night Davina could hear whispering throughout the dormitory. The patter of barefeet was accompanied by hushed voices.
‘Come on get up,’ said one of the older girls to another from a bed further down the dormitory.
‘She’s definitely asleep. We need to go through her things and find out what’s going on with her,’ said another climbing out of bed. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 4 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 1 – With AUDIO

Davina hated being chased. So why was she in that situation? With her heart pounding, she glanced behind her. The beefy black-suited men were catching up. She gritted her teeth, put her head down and ran her absolute fastest. Effortlessly, she wove through the crowds with such speed and agility that she was barely even noticed. It was as if a warm breath had been exhaled and then she was gone. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 1 – With AUDIO

UPDATE – Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – OUT ON AUDIBLE – With AUDIO

Hello everyone, well isn’t it lovely when you have some good news? This isn’t going to be an post of epic proportions; however, I thought I would let you all know that Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – is now out on Audible and a fully downloadable audio book. YES!!!
With that in mind, and to celebrate, I will be posting a chapter every day until mid-July to share the whole book. … More UPDATE – Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – OUT ON AUDIBLE – With AUDIO