Tag: children’s book
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Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies CHAPTER 1
When a wet pair of washed knickers collides with your face then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to mischief!
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?
Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 10 – With AUDIO
‘We’re in so much trouble now Davina,’ whispered Ghost. ‘We were already in trouble Ghost. Now those beings are going to send a search party after us instead.’ ‘Davina you’re so weird! What do you mean beings?’ asked Ghost.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina. ‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’ ‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO
‘I can’t get into any more trouble than I’m already in, can I?’ Davina responded in deflation. ‘I’m sure you can, you seem to have a natural talent for it,’ Ghost returned with a half-smile. ‘Erm, look Davina… now that I’m not so shocked there’s something I have to tell you.’
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO
‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’ ‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk. ‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously. ‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 6 – With AUDIO
Admittedly Ghost was a little podgy, but stocky with an unexpected agility. He had the build of a swimmer with broad shoulders, yet his height was average for a boy of around thirteen. What set Ghost apart was his pure, almost translucent white skin, white hair and different coloured eyes – a blue left eye and the right green.