Tag: comedy
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you!
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PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity.
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A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!
It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice?
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
There is a less distinct flavour and it is more challenging to identify the culprit when there are so many parping particpants. It is like the old saying too many cooks spoil the broth. In the case too many stinkers ruin the pong.
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PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
What would happen if that whale released a stink? Do whales have funny tummies? That then resulted in shark smells. Did sharks blow off? Did a shark have a bottom? All of that came from one innocent bottom bubble!
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