Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
March 3, 2021
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
March 1, 2021
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
February 24, 2021
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
February 17, 2021
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
To put a smile on people’s faces
February 16, 2021
It isn’t often the grim reaper peers in your window… … More To put a smile on people’s faces
PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
December 30, 2020
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!
December 14, 2020
It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from. … More A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
December 7, 2020
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
November 30, 2020
There is a less distinct flavour and it is more challenging to identify the culprit when there are so many parping particpants. It is like the old saying too many cooks spoil the broth. In the case too many stinkers ruin the pong. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
November 23, 2020
What would happen if that whale released a stink? Do whales have funny tummies? That then resulted in shark smells. Did sharks blow off? Did a shark have a bottom? All of that came from one innocent bottom bubble! … More PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
