Roll on Autumn and Winter because that is my favourite imagining times… The dark times make space for monsters, creatures and creativity. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
What is it about the front seat of a bus? Yes, you can see a bit more but why do people fight for that front position? I have watched guests argue over that seat and then attempt to pull each other off the seat. When a tour is called in the theatre ‘The I Must Have A Front Seat’ gang dart down to the gangway at the fastest pace you can ever imagine. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I MUST HAVE THE FRONT SEAT OF THE BUS!’
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from the fog sounding their foghorns and cackling hysterically. Amongst the fog, screams and revving could be heard as the dangerous driving ensued. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
As with all things gin there are many a gincident to report and fantastic moments of congers taking place when there is no actual conger music. One of the best shippy gincidents involved a group of older ‘Gin-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dongs’ reaching the point of being grievous-ginily-sloshed and deciding that skinny dipping in the central pool at the buffet-face-stuffing peak time was a particularly good idea. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Gin-a-ling-a-ding-dongs
Quite a common incident is when a guest-of-the-naked-kind forgets where they are and needs the bathroom during the night. In their half-asleep state they select the wrong door and step out into the corridor, … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals
‘Well that is it, decision made,’ said Auntie Joanna. ‘We can’t have you being bored, so that is why we are definitely going to The Land of Boredooom! We will have a boring adventure.’ She smiled at the thought of an adventure being boring because they never were. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’. … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
The point is laughter is infectious and we need more of this in the world. When people are ill they get disease. When people laugh they re-ease. Those little cells in the body jump about in party time and have a feel good gathering. Happy cells make happy bodies and we need more of that! … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 6
Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy? … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
