The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 3
April 1, 2020
Monsters will be monsters and will definitely cause some mischief… … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 3
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The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 2
March 28, 2020
What are those monsters up to now? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 2
The Monsters’ Dance CHAPTER 1
March 25, 2020
CHAPTER 1 WINDY GROWLING, SCOWLING AND MONSTERACIOUS HOWLING There was a deep growl carried on the wind. It wound through the trees and blew from the forest. Ben, a stringy scruff of a boy, stopped riding his bike around the garden and paused. ‘Did you hear that Jen?’ Ben asked half whispering. He glanced over … More The Monsters’ Dance CHAPTER 1
Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 4
March 7, 2020
The faster you ride an inflatable unicorn down a wave then the sooner you realise that Splishy Sploshies are ace! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 4
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
June 29, 2019
So there we are: Mabel has mauled the manly mob with a ping pong ball and suddenly other ladies got wind (some have wind anyway) of the phenomenon taking place. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PHANTOM BLOW OFF
June 26, 2019
There was a very glamorous woman who wasn’t quite a phantom because her dastardly stink escapades were discovered. Admittedly her disguise was quite astounding. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PHANTOM BLOW OFF
Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
June 21, 2019
You wouldn’t believe it with your own eyes or anyone else’s eyes, even if you rubbed them and looked again! Oh and… All manner of random events, tantrums and slime-acious calamity took place at The Monsters’ Dance last night. The roars in the forest say they have never known anything like it and they loved … More Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
June 20, 2019
Don’t you know that monsters choose who can see them and they don’t want to end up all over social media at the mere glimpse of them! What you are probably completely unaware of is that there are some rather avid watchers in the forest who will alert monster security if they notice so much as a whiff of a human and humans are ridiculously whiffacious! … More The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
June 19, 2019
Everyone in the Yuck Clan could armpit slime a moving target at one hundred meters if necessary. If he was ever in danger then he would lift an arm and a jet of slime would cover his assailant. Yucky was designed purely for repulsive monsterdooom. … More Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
Will Gulp, The Greedy Monster, Win the Monsters’ Dance?
June 15, 2019
Through his dancing he discovered that he could move and shake his stomach like a belly dancer. The rhythmic belly ripple was hypnotising. That mesmerising mid-rift motion could send a whole room into a dream and when they were in that state he could wipe out the food and no one would know it was him. Gulp had a plan, he knew there was going to be a lot of party food at the Monsters’ Dance. … More Will Gulp, The Greedy Monster, Win the Monsters’ Dance?
