Seeking Solitude?
November 30, 2019
The drive for solitude comes from the desire to avoid the tourist selfie-paths. … More Seeking Solitude?
Tag: creative writing
Are you a Selfiepath?
November 23, 2019
An onlooking monkey had more sense and watched the selfiepaths with curiosity. Our ancestor watched in the same way as an intellectual observes an idiot and wonders if they are serious. … More Are you a Selfiepath?
When you have tasted luxury…
November 20, 2019
Being kept awake by young amorous couples testing the limits of the upper bunk to a squeaky rhythm, that could likened to a drum and base mouse, strangely never appealed either…
The Sound of Paradise
November 19, 2019
What do you imagine the sound of paradise to be like?
Well be surprised by the reality contained in this blog. … More The Sound of Paradise
Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies
October 28, 2019
‘I didn’t see anything. I just heard splashing and some funny voices singing,’ he replied honestly. ‘There they are again…’ There were a few loud splashes accompanied by a song about water coming from the bathroom. The group glanced at each other, there was no one else in the house so who was singing? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies
Why the Big Splash?
October 26, 2019
It isn’t often a washing machine spits a pair of washed wet knickers in your face is it?
How would you feel? Shocked? Surprised? Slightly distressed?
… More Why the Big Splash?
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
October 13, 2019
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
September 11, 2019
I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational! … More Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
THE HAIRY-LEGGED MYSTERY- 3 CHAPTERS
August 9, 2019
One afternoon, while Ben and Jenny play in the garden, Ben notices a pair of extremely hairy legs belonging to a huge creature hiding in their hedge. Just as they investigate, they are called in for tea. From that moment on, the pair attempt to determine what the creature is.
During the night, they watch from their bedroom window and can see the outline of a hairy shape lurking in the darkness. It had to be a monster didn’t it? What did that monster want? The whole thing was turning into a mystery. Why had the cucumber patch been destroyed? Had the creature taken the fruit bowl? Why would the prize roses be beheaded? Was the creature trying to get their attention? The whole thing had turned into a hairy-legged mystery! … More THE HAIRY-LEGGED MYSTERY- 3 CHAPTERS
Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
August 7, 2019
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
