You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
If you love a good Raspberry sound have a listen… … More THE RASPBERRY CHASE – This Will Make You Laugh – LITTLE STINKERS… WITH AUDIO
The Smog Sprouters are just fun loving Little Stinkers. They are very showy and move like penguins with husky heads. When you see them arrive, they can’t help but make you smile. Pre-pong, the Smog Sprouters do a lovely waddly dance. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Smog Sprouter?
Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse… … More That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
Surprise! I bet you thought I had given up… Oh no! Why would I when I can explore my completely annoying side? Some might call it the dark side or the shadow side. That makes me think of Star Wars and Darth Vada. I wonder how you would react if I turned up at your reception breathing like an asthmatic after running up a mountain wearing a black cape. … More That Refund You Owe Me – The Dark Side
Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint! … More That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
Have you ever sat on stinging nettles and stung your lady garden or snake sausage by accident? … More That Holiday Refund – Well the worm has finally turned…
