What are those monsters up to now? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 1 WINDY GROWLING, SCOWLING AND MONSTERACIOUS HOWLING There was a deep growl carried on the wind. It wound through the trees and blew from the forest. Ben, a stringy scruff of a boy, stopped riding his bike around the garden and paused. ‘Did you hear that Jen?’ Ben asked half whispering. He glanced over … More The Monsters’ Dance CHAPTER 1
The faster you ride an inflatable unicorn down a wave then the sooner you realise that Splishy Sploshies are ace! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 4
What have a wave machine in the back garden, an inflatable flamingo and a unicorn got in common? Splishy Sploshies? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 3
When a spout of water rockets from the toilet then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to something! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 2
When a wet pair of washed knickers collides with your face then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to mischief! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies CHAPTER 1
It isn’t often a washing machine spits a pair of washed wet knickers in your face is it?
How would you feel? Shocked? Surprised? Slightly distressed?
… More Why the Big Splash?
Oh that free eye with every treatment does it every time! … More It Must Be Cruising Season…
On some ships there are waterslides and wave pools. These are prime locations for tied bikinis to depart for the other end of the pool, or wedgy into complete disappearance. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE MISSING IN SWIMWEAR ACTION
You wouldn’t believe it with your own eyes or anyone else’s eyes, even if you rubbed them and looked again! Oh and… All manner of random events, tantrums and slime-acious calamity took place at The Monsters’ Dance last night. The roars in the forest say they have never known anything like it and they loved … More Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?