Why the Big Splash?
October 26, 2019
It isn’t often a washing machine spits a pair of washed wet knickers in your face is it?
How would you feel? Shocked? Surprised? Slightly distressed?
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It Must Be Cruising Season…
July 21, 2019
Oh that free eye with every treatment does it every time! … More It Must Be Cruising Season…
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE MISSING IN SWIMWEAR ACTION
July 3, 2019
On some ships there are waterslides and wave pools. These are prime locations for tied bikinis to depart for the other end of the pool, or wedgy into complete disappearance. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE MISSING IN SWIMWEAR ACTION
Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
June 21, 2019
You wouldn’t believe it with your own eyes or anyone else’s eyes, even if you rubbed them and looked again! Oh and… All manner of random events, tantrums and slime-acious calamity took place at The Monsters’ Dance last night. The roars in the forest say they have never known anything like it and they loved … More Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
June 20, 2019
Don’t you know that monsters choose who can see them and they don’t want to end up all over social media at the mere glimpse of them! What you are probably completely unaware of is that there are some rather avid watchers in the forest who will alert monster security if they notice so much as a whiff of a human and humans are ridiculously whiffacious! … More The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
June 19, 2019
Everyone in the Yuck Clan could armpit slime a moving target at one hundred meters if necessary. If he was ever in danger then he would lift an arm and a jet of slime would cover his assailant. Yucky was designed purely for repulsive monsterdooom. … More Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
Will Gulp, The Greedy Monster, Win the Monsters’ Dance?
June 15, 2019
Through his dancing he discovered that he could move and shake his stomach like a belly dancer. The rhythmic belly ripple was hypnotising. That mesmerising mid-rift motion could send a whole room into a dream and when they were in that state he could wipe out the food and no one would know it was him. Gulp had a plan, he knew there was going to be a lot of party food at the Monsters’ Dance. … More Will Gulp, The Greedy Monster, Win the Monsters’ Dance?
Could Clonk, The Clumsy Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
June 13, 2019
Of course it would be astonishing and the challenge was not to kick anyone or anything of importance when he took to the floor. To make it increasingly tough, he would have to be courageous and overcome his fear of being seen. Being clumsy often drew the wrong kind of attention. So he had developed skills where he was brilliant at being a chameleon and blending in, yet such a contest meant that he would have to face being the centre of attention as the spotlight would be on him. … More Could Clonk, The Clumsy Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
Could Romper Stomper be The Monsters’ Dance Winner?
June 11, 2019
While she stomped, waved her arms and pulled some rather exciting moves her family of little stompers sat on the sofa watching. In the centre of the cave living room three beasty bushy babies bounced into the air from the sofa as their mum stomped herself into a furry frenzy. After one final stompy sequence, where everything around them shook and clattered, she finally came to rest. … More Could Romper Stomper be The Monsters’ Dance Winner?
The Birth of Monsters
June 9, 2019
Well I have finally done it and with the help of some wonderful people – Lynda and Robin, I have finally given birth! Yes you heard me correctly. It wasn’t your average birth either instead it was a birth of monsters! … More The Birth of Monsters
