Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you.
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them.
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And…
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
A mute sock puppet and a ship in a storm is not the ideal situation for a talent show; although, it certainly provides some amusement. Enjoy the audio…
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold…
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world?
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters.
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck.
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship…
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got?