Tag: crew
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold…
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Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
Ohhh there are Cruise Ship Creatures and then there are those who bemuse, confuse and amuse. This section prepares you for what is to come over the next few weeks…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm
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As Requested… Cruise Ship Creatures
Just a heads-up as to what is coming on the Cruise Ship Creatures front…
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That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse…
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That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint!
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write…