The strange thing is captain’s hat wearing is rife on cruise ships. It is a weird phenomenon that makes you wonder whether people have delusions of ‘captain-ness’ … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 29 – The ‘Captain’s Hat’ wearers
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
A mute sock puppet and a ship in a storm is not the ideal situation for a talent show; although, it certainly provides some amusement. Enjoy the audio… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
This ‘Cruise Ship Creature’ is fascinating because they love to share their passion and will undoubtedly have insights that you would not discover unless you set up an interrogation room for the crew. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS
Oh that free eye with every treatment does it every time! … More It Must Be Cruising Season…
What is worse than a hangover and feeling slightly green? Well that is when the ship hits a storm during a hangover. It is quite a sight watching people determinedly partying when the party platform is pitching and rolling in all directions. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
The Leathery Sunbathers: okay this title can be interpreted in two ways. There are people that sunbathe in leather. Oh yes, on a charter cruise for gay men, it seemed that some would venture out on deck in their leather ‘swimwear’ and tan themselves. Some would even wear the leather hat and chains. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS
