The strange thing is captain’s hat wearing is rife on cruise ships. It is a weird phenomenon that makes you wonder whether people have delusions of ‘captain-ness’ … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 29 – The ‘Captain’s Hat’ wearers
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Ohhh there are Cruise Ship Creatures and then there are those who bemuse, confuse and amuse. This section prepares you for what is to come over the next few weeks… … More Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
It starts with one magnet and the next thing you know you have to buy a new fridge to stick more location magnets somewhere … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’
It is amazing how the cruise ship environment makes people ask ‘do you know who I am?’
… More Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 5 – The ‘Do you know who I am?’
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
