Tag: DISASTER
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle?
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Retina Blue Audio Chapter 9
Maybe you are a genius. How would you know? That is what is so interesting is that no one can step into anyone else’s mind. Maybe in the future we will be able to experience the world through other people. Maybe we will all be linked up. Who knows?
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Retina Blue Chapter 8
I have learned to listen to that feeling but I didn’t always. On the other side of the scale – when something is right for me I feel a level of excitement in the same place. I also have increased energy. Does anyone else have the same experience?
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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape…
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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’.
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 6
The point is laughter is infectious and we need more of this in the world. When people are ill they get disease. When people laugh they re-ease. Those little cells in the body jump about in party time and have a feel good gathering. Happy cells make happy bodies and we need more of that!
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy?
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THE LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 4
Other than that, those who get where I am coming from please share all these dating disasters with your friends, family and pets. It may well please and entertain them during dark winter’s evenings. God knows I sit at my desk writing this stuff with tears streaming down my face… Before we go any further I would like to admit I laugh at my own jokes and that is why I write these books. It is like literary mental orgasms where I simply lose control and fall about laughing while writing. I don’t do that during the ‘act’ actually maybe I do… I have done this in public too – not orgasm… Oh God… I mean laugh at my own jokes in public. Right I think we should get on…
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 3
Is beautiful this lust list! Something new, how you say – a novelty! I feel so excited! My feelings make my feet tap under the desk. We have so much to discuss and play with. We both have dating double life. It is a true double life with dates, rich men and now hot men too. This is even better than I could imagine. By day we dabble (I like this word) in dullness and by night we have lust lists. I need to write a lust list just to say I have written one.
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 2
I have never noticed wobbling bottoms at the gym but no doubt they are going to draw my attention daily from now on. It will be like watching jelly on a washing machine during a spin cycle. It is the time of year where people make their gym attempts – sweat too much and realise they don’t like turning purple in public.
Michelle Dry's Children's Books 