When someone laughs so hard they forget they were baking… What a joy! … More My Favourite Review So Far…
Elderly scooter riders descending like a pack of Hell’s Angels during an emergency evacuation test … More When the reviews come in…
I hope this makes you laugh so hard that your belly hurts… … More Cruise Ship Creatures just sailed onto audible… Yey!!!!
Although he did send me an email saying he was having a challenge delivering ‘Imagine a giant whoopee cushion in human form flying across the deck making a huge raspberry noise.’ … More Do You Want A Giggle?
CHAPTER 94 THE WINE SNIFFERS Showy, blowy and nasally glowy this connoisseur will loudly share their great insight into the world of wine. ‘There is bouquet of wet dog combined with raspberries, a courgette and succulent aroma of string beans in this fine wine.’ They swill the rouge liquid through their teeth like … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS
CHAPTER 92 THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’ Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from the fog sounding their foghorns and cackling hysterically. Amongst the fog, screams and revving could be heard as the dangerous driving ensued. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
That is what is so exciting – sometimes the book takes over and you read what is happening as it is happening. … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 3
So now we are on a roll. I guess you are wondering how this book came about… Well it was a long time coming… The original idea happened during an eclipse in Madagascar in 2002 – I think it was 2002 or maybe 2003. That night I had a dream that revealed the patterns of … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 2