Tag: entrepreneur
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7 Reasons Why Travelling Alone Can Be Bliss.
When people ask me about my alone trips so many people say ‘oh I couldn’t do that…’ Or ‘I wish I could do that.’ Or ‘I couldn’t be alone that long… I would get lonely.’ THAT IS WHERE THEY GO WRONG!
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When the reviews come in…
Elderly scooter riders descending like a pack of Hell’s Angels during an emergency evacuation test
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Cruise Ship Creatures just sailed onto audible… Yey!!!!
I hope this makes you laugh so hard that your belly hurts…
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Do You Want A Giggle?
Although he did send me an email saying he was having a challenge delivering ‘Imagine a giant whoopee cushion in human form flying across the deck making a huge raspberry noise.’
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS
CHAPTER 94 THE WINE SNIFFERS Showy, blowy and nasally glowy this connoisseur will loudly share their great insight into the world of wine. ‘There is bouquet of wet dog combined with raspberries, a courgette and succulent aroma of string beans in this fine wine.’ They swill the rouge liquid through their teeth like […]
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’
CHAPTER 92 THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’ Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 […]
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from the fog sounding their foghorns and cackling hysterically. Amongst the fog, screams and revving could be heard as the dangerous driving ensued.
Michelle Dry's Children's Books 