My Favourite Review So Far…
March 3, 2019
When someone laughs so hard they forget they were baking… What a joy! … More My Favourite Review So Far…
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When the reviews come in…
March 2, 2019
Elderly scooter riders descending like a pack of Hell’s Angels during an emergency evacuation test … More When the reviews come in…
What a day!
February 25, 2019
I have to share this because today has been an amazing day. After years of writing and promoting, Cruise Ship Creatures had an audio sales spurt. It has had them in paperback over the last few months and now it is spurting in audio. Admittedly Stockton Harris really brought the characters to life. I added … More What a day!
Cruise Ship Creatures just sailed onto audible… Yey!!!!
February 19, 2019
I hope this makes you laugh so hard that your belly hurts… … More Cruise Ship Creatures just sailed onto audible… Yey!!!!
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS
June 24, 2018
CHAPTER 94 THE WINE SNIFFERS Showy, blowy and nasally glowy this connoisseur will loudly share their great insight into the world of wine. ‘There is bouquet of wet dog combined with raspberries, a courgette and succulent aroma of string beans in this fine wine.’ They swill the rouge liquid through their teeth like … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’
June 23, 2018
CHAPTER 92 THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’ Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
June 22, 2018
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
June 16, 2018
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from the fog sounding their foghorns and cackling hysterically. Amongst the fog, screams and revving could be heard as the dangerous driving ensued. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
Retina Blue Audio Chapter 10
June 13, 2018
Well hasn’t it been a wonderful journey? As I mentioned before, the idea for this book came to me close to twenty years ago. I know! That is nuts… Now here I am posting my last Retina Blue promotional chapter and I feel a little sad really because writing this book was really rather wonderful. … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 10
Retina Blue Audio Chapter 9
June 12, 2018
Maybe you are a genius. How would you know? That is what is so interesting is that no one can step into anyone else’s mind. Maybe in the future we will be able to experience the world through other people. Maybe we will all be linked up. Who knows? … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 9
