This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
The calm rippling motion when they arrive and their funny beaver faces make you relax and enjoy the spectacle. Yet, that relaxation is destroyed when they become fartistic, create a random image that then evaporates into a terrible stench. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Pump-kin?
Early the next morning in Ms Kirk’s office, Davina sat in an uncomfortable high-backed wooden chair staring at Ms Kirk’s contorted features. Without saying a word Ms Kirk whacked the palm of her hand with the cane. The whacking tempo inceased as she began to pace. ‘So…’ Whack! She pressed her lips tightly together and made a sucking rasp. ‘So… you say you don’t know what happened.’ The cane sliced through the air. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 5 – With AUDIO
Davina hated being chased. So why was she in that situation? With her heart pounding, she glanced behind her. The beefy black-suited men were catching up. She gritted her teeth, put her head down and ran her absolute fastest. Effortlessly, she wove through the crowds with such speed and agility that she was barely even noticed. It was as if a warm breath had been exhaled and then she was gone. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 1 – With AUDIO
Hello everyone, well isn’t it lovely when you have some good news? This isn’t going to be an post of epic proportions; however, I thought I would let you all know that Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – is now out on Audible and a fully downloadable audio book. YES!!!
With that in mind, and to celebrate, I will be posting a chapter every day until mid-July to share the whole book. … More UPDATE – Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – OUT ON AUDIBLE – With AUDIO
When it comes to a dance-off make sure your monstery moves are raucous! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 18
Why wouldn’t you remove hair from your hair brush to make a monster’s wig? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 9
Shake that monster bottom to the music! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 8
Monster moves and foresty grooves… Who would have thought? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 4
Monsters will be monsters and will definitely cause some mischief… … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 3