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Retina Blue Audio Chapter 3
That is what is so exciting – sometimes the book takes over and you read what is happening as it is happening.
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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape…
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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’.
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 3
Is beautiful this lust list! Something new, how you say – a novelty! I feel so excited! My feelings make my feet tap under the desk. We have so much to discuss and play with. We both have dating double life. It is a true double life with dates, rich men and now hot men too. This is even better than I could imagine. By day we dabble (I like this word) in dullness and by night we have lust lists. I need to write a lust list just to say I have written one.
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THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire.
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THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE FEEDER
The Office Feeder is usually a buxom sort who likes to bake and see people happy. She has a husband suffering from extreme cholesterol levels. He needs a forklift truck to lift him from the bed in the morning. The unfortunate truth is for her husband to survive, the Feeder has to turn her attention elsewhere and feed teams instead.
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Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2
‘Well that is a very good question Tingle. Obviously next to a giant you will be very small. So you have to make sure that they don’t step on you. The best way to get a giant’s attention is to giggle. For some reason they hear that better than anything else. Also if you say something funny and they laugh then they really like you. They also like anything that rhymes. I remember a time when your mum, when she was a little girl, said a special rhyme to the giant. That was how we were allowed to see the treasure tree.’
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Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree
‘Oh Tingle, there are giants in most places. They just stopped being seen. Why would they let humans see them when humans want to hunt them down and capture them? They would end up like the dinosaurs Josh – all extinct.’
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MONEY FARM – CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 7 THE COMPLEXITIES OF A CASH-RICH COMPLEX The simplicities of life are what make it rich. Complexity makes things unfathomable. There is reason for that. The complex had always fascinated me; however, there had been no time previously to watch the comings and goings of the M.O.N.E.Y.s. What’s more, there were no statistics revealing […]
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