Tag: fiction
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PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
What would happen if that whale released a stink? Do whales have funny tummies? That then resulted in shark smells. Did sharks blow off? Did a shark have a bottom? All of that came from one innocent bottom bubble!
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun?
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Hideous Hummer?
Now imagine gathering a group of them together, all humming their own tunes then you certainly have the potential for absolute aggravation. Now combine that with a fruity fragrant fart and you have a catastrophic combination.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Smog Sprouter?
The Smog Sprouters are just fun loving Little Stinkers. They are very showy and move like penguins with husky heads. When you see them arrive, they can’t help but make you smile. Pre-pong, the Smog Sprouters do a lovely waddly dance.
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That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage!
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?
Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 10 – With AUDIO
‘We’re in so much trouble now Davina,’ whispered Ghost. ‘We were already in trouble Ghost. Now those beings are going to send a search party after us instead.’ ‘Davina you’re so weird! What do you mean beings?’ asked Ghost.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina. ‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’ ‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously.
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