Tag: Film
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Time for a Ponga-long Sing Song about a Pertinent Pong!
‘Time for the chorus,’ Sebastian waved his hands in the air as if conducting an orchestra. All the Little Stinkers united in song. ‘Ohhh it stinks… it smells so bad… the rancid stench makes us so sad…
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun?
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Bologna Bookfair Build Up
There is a certain amount of time in the day and one has to balance full time work, laughing at one’s own jokes, writing books, hanging out with friends and doing hot and aerial yoga. As an author it is expected that you keep a blog even if your books are selling anyway… I know! […]
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write…
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE ‘WE JUST LOVE TO DANCE’
Of course there will be some fantastic dancers who are there to show their natural ability. Alternatively, if you have the coordination of a drunken giraffe climbing onto a hammock then it is precisely the opportunity to challenge yourself and demonstrate moves never witnessed before in public.
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
What is worse than a hangover and feeling slightly green? Well that is when the ship hits a storm during a hangover. It is quite a sight watching people determinedly partying when the party platform is pitching and rolling in all directions.
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Sooooooo Happy… Why?
Ohhhh many a Gincident has taken place on a cruise ship… Have a listen to the Gin-a-linga-ding-dong Cruise Ship Creature….
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A Little Bookie Update – feeling the love
That friend was unaware that he and I were friends. What makes it even funnier is ‘the Regina and Vagina’ incident at the Captain’s formal night where an old chap found himself rather amusing and shouted out vagina during pre-dinner drinks.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE REBEL WITH A BUDGIE SMUGGLING CAUSE
When you are talking budgie smuggling you mean that there isn’t actually a small squashed bird being transported against its will in a Lycra arrangement that surrounds a man’s thrustacious hip girdle?
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