You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
That divine comedian certainly excelled when creating a series of events that made me put my foot in it…. … More Just One of ‘Those’ Days
Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage! … More That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
‘We’re in so much trouble now Davina,’ whispered Ghost.
‘We were already in trouble Ghost. Now those beings are going to send a search party after us instead.’
‘Davina you’re so weird! What do you mean beings?’ asked Ghost. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 10 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina.
‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’
‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’
‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk.
‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously.
‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO
Early the next morning in Ms Kirk’s office, Davina sat in an uncomfortable high-backed wooden chair staring at Ms Kirk’s contorted features. Without saying a word Ms Kirk whacked the palm of her hand with the cane. The whacking tempo inceased as she began to pace. ‘So…’ Whack! She pressed her lips tightly together and made a sucking rasp. ‘So… you say you don’t know what happened.’ The cane sliced through the air. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 5 – With AUDIO
Monster music and monster moves? What more could you ask for? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 17
There’s dad dancing… and now there is Monster dancing. What would be your best monster move? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 16