The Sound of Paradise
November 19, 2019
What do you imagine the sound of paradise to be like?
Well be surprised by the reality contained in this blog. … More The Sound of Paradise
Tag: funny
Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies
October 28, 2019
‘I didn’t see anything. I just heard splashing and some funny voices singing,’ he replied honestly. ‘There they are again…’ There were a few loud splashes accompanied by a song about water coming from the bathroom. The group glanced at each other, there was no one else in the house so who was singing? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
October 13, 2019
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
September 11, 2019
I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational! … More Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
August 7, 2019
that a brawl on a ‘news worthy’ brawl on cruise ship has increased my sales… Hilarious eh? That subject resulted in a conversation where colleagues asked me to post opening chapters on my blog… So here you are… This is some of what I write… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The First 8 Creatures
The Importance of Dream Time
August 2, 2019
Who here is busy? Who here is soooooo sooooo busy? Well my lovelies this is one of my biggest realisations of late… The busier you are then the less creative you are… Forced creativity isn’t a pleasure and is much like mental constipation. The more you force the less that comes out… A nasty analogy… … More The Importance of Dream Time
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS
July 24, 2019
This ‘Cruise Ship Creature’ is fascinating because they love to share their passion and will undoubtedly have insights that you would not discover unless you set up an interrogation room for the crew. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS
It Must Be Cruising Season…
July 21, 2019
Oh that free eye with every treatment does it every time! … More It Must Be Cruising Season…
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE ‘WE JUST LOVE TO DANCE’
July 20, 2019
Of course there will be some fantastic dancers who are there to show their natural ability. Alternatively, if you have the coordination of a drunken giraffe climbing onto a hammock then it is precisely the opportunity to challenge yourself and demonstrate moves never witnessed before in public. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE ‘WE JUST LOVE TO DANCE’
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
July 16, 2019
What is worse than a hangover and feeling slightly green? Well that is when the ship hits a storm during a hangover. It is quite a sight watching people determinedly partying when the party platform is pitching and rolling in all directions. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
