CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW

There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW

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RETINA BLUE

Olivia paused mid-sketch; its eyes weren’t human. What does that mean? She chewed her pencil and attempted to retrace the previous events. What had happened before she woke up? When had she been beaten? Why couldn’t she remember? … More RETINA BLUE

CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS

The Leathery Sunbathers: okay this title can be interpreted in two ways. There are people that sunbathe in leather. Oh yes, on a charter cruise for gay men, it seemed that some would venture out on deck in their leather ‘swimwear’ and tan themselves. Some would even wear the leather hat and chains. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS

The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?

Don’t you know that monsters choose who can see them and they don’t want to end up all over social media at the mere glimpse of them! What you are probably completely unaware of is that there are some rather avid watchers in the forest who will alert monster security if they notice so much as a whiff of a human and humans are ridiculously whiffacious! … More The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?

Will Spriggit and Sproggit Win the Monsters’ Dance With The Twinny Twirl?

Once Spriggit had accurately danced his steps they high-clawed and Sproggit erupted into freestyle. The contrast strangely worked. The pair circled, shimmied and came to a final lift where Sproggit took a run up and… Spriggit launched him above his head. Sproggit tumbled through the air and landed on his feet and rolled with his legs aloft. … More Will Spriggit and Sproggit Win the Monsters’ Dance With The Twinny Twirl?

Will Gulp, The Greedy Monster, Win the Monsters’ Dance?

Through his dancing he discovered that he could move and shake his stomach like a belly dancer. The rhythmic belly ripple was hypnotising. That mesmerising mid-rift motion could send a whole room into a dream and when they were in that state he could wipe out the food and no one would know it was him. Gulp had a plan, he knew there was going to be a lot of party food at the Monsters’ Dance. … More Will Gulp, The Greedy Monster, Win the Monsters’ Dance?