Tag: holiday
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How Would Your Dog Like his Sausage Madam?
It has been a little while since I have blogged. It is the standard ‘life gets in the way’ scenario where ‘real’ work took over and left me without the creative mental space… It seems a lot of people have been experiencing the same brain fry around me. One of my friends was so caught […]
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families
A confined space with family for two weeks has the potential for absolute cruise carnage… Fact!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you!
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Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 1 – The More Obvious Cruise Ship Creatures
A little insight into the more obvious cruise ship creatures…
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That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage!
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That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse…