I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition. … More That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint! … More That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
So with that in mind, how did you manage your last bed bug influx? Also how do you make the discovery? Does an innocent guest turn up at reception after a bed bug mauling? … More That Refund You Owe Me & Bed Bugs
Good Morning Elizabeth Hotel, Well I checked my bank account this morning and still no refund, even though you promised it back in March. Bizarre isn’t it how companies love to take the cash but not refund it… They are all smiles when selling and then… silence when they are expected to refund. That is … More That Refund You Owe Me – Upping the Game
I notice you still haven’t paid me the refund you promised me. So I feel it is time to introduce the big guns in the form of an Italian Salami. … More That Refund You Owe Me – The Italian Salami
How much fun would that be to turn up at your reception – a giant woman with flowing red hair dressed as a Valkerie…. Hmmm quite random. … More That Holiday Refund… So… It has begun!
Have you ever sat on stinging nettles and stung your lady garden or snake sausage by accident? … More That Holiday Refund – Well the worm has finally turned…
Monster moves and foresty grooves… Who would have thought? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 4
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
When people ask me about my alone trips so many people say ‘oh I couldn’t do that…’ Or ‘I wish I could do that.’ Or ‘I couldn’t be alone that long… I would get lonely.’ THAT IS WHERE THEY GO WRONG! … More 7 Reasons Why Travelling Alone Can Be Bliss.