Tag: humor

• Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies CHAPTER 1

  

  When a wet pair of washed knickers collides with your face then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to mischief!

  Michelle

  January 11, 2022

  children’s books, Uncategorized, writing

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• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments

  

  Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold…

  Michelle

  March 22, 2021

  audio books, comedy, humour, thoughts, travel, Uncategorized, writing

  creative writing, Creature, crew, cruise, cruise ship, humor, humour, ship, ship life, travel, voyage

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate

  

  There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got?

  Michelle

  February 24, 2021

  audio books, thoughts, travel, writing

  comedy, Creature, cruise, cruising, desperate, fun, funny, holiday, humor, humour, mingle, ship, SINGLE, travel, vacation, voyage, world

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers

  

  You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you!

  Michelle

  February 17, 2021

  audio books, thoughts, travel, writing

  comedy, complain, creatures, cruise, cruising, fun, funny, holiday, humor, humour, laugh, ship, travel, vacation, voyage

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper

  

  Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies.

  Michelle

  February 15, 2021

  audio books, thoughts, travel, writing

  creatures, cruise, fun, funny, humor, humour, laugh, nap, ship, ships, Sleep, travel, voyage, world

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 11- The Socks and Sandals Brigade

  

  The combination of socks with sandals is wrong, very wrong but for some reason there are those who believe it is right!

  Michelle

  February 10, 2021

  audio books, thoughts, travel, writing

  audio, Creature, cruise, funny, humor, humour, ship, travel, voyage

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE

  

  Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions

  Michelle

  February 8, 2021

  audio books, Peace, thoughts, travel, writing

  creatures, cruise, cruising, fun, funny, humor, humour, laugh, sailing, sea, ship, shop, shopping, travel, voyage, world, writing

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’

  

  It starts with one magnet and the next thing you know you have to buy a new fridge to stick more location magnets somewhere

  Michelle

  February 3, 2021

  audio books, Peace, thoughts, travel, writing

  Creature, cruise, cruise ship, fun, funny, humor, humour, sail, sailing, ship, travel, voyage, world

• Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics

  

  When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm

  Michelle

  February 1, 2021

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• Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 5 – The ‘Do you know who I am?’

  

  It is amazing how the cruise ship environment makes people ask ‘do you know who I am?’

  Michelle

  January 20, 2021

  audio books, Peace, thoughts, travel, writing

  Creature, creatures, cruise, cruise ship, funny, humor, humour, sea, ship, travel, voyage