Quite a fearful foggy-fied phenomenon eh? Old people scooter racing around the cruise ship decks… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
We have all met those lovely people who want to tell you about every single cruise they have been on… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
A little insight into the more obvious cruise ship creatures… … More Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 1 – The More Obvious Cruise Ship Creatures
Just a heads-up as to what is coming on the Cruise Ship Creatures front… … More As Requested… Cruise Ship Creatures
So, we have come to the rear end and with every ending there is a new beginning. … More Tingle Dingle and The Little Stinkers – The Rear End
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from. … More A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
There is a less distinct flavour and it is more challenging to identify the culprit when there are so many parping particpants. It is like the old saying too many cooks spoil the broth. In the case too many stinkers ruin the pong. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gathering Guffer?
What would happen if that whale released a stink? Do whales have funny tummies? That then resulted in shark smells. Did sharks blow off? Did a shark have a bottom? All of that came from one innocent bottom bubble! … More PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?