There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
It isn’t often the grim reaper peers in your window… … More To put a smile on people’s faces
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
The combination of socks with sandals is wrong, very wrong but for some reason there are those who believe it is right! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 11- The Socks and Sandals Brigade
Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
It starts with one magnet and the next thing you know you have to buy a new fridge to stick more location magnets somewhere … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’
When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
