Tag: INTERNET
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Smog Sprouter?
The Smog Sprouters are just fun loving Little Stinkers. They are very showy and move like penguins with husky heads. When you see them arrive, they can’t help but make you smile. Pre-pong, the Smog Sprouters do a lovely waddly dance.
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That Refund You Owe Me – Thank You for The Refund
There I was caught up in new inventive sports involving food items and… surprise… a refund. You must have read my emails and thought ‘we can’t take much more of this…’
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That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition.
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That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint!
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That Refund You Owe Me – Upping the Game
Good Morning Elizabeth Hotel, Well I checked my bank account this morning and still no refund, even though you promised it back in March. Bizarre isn’t it how companies love to take the cash but not refund it… They are all smiles when selling and then… silence when they are expected to refund. That is […]
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That Holiday Refund… So… It has begun!
How much fun would that be to turn up at your reception – a giant woman with flowing red hair dressed as a Valkerie…. Hmmm quite random.
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Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina. ‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’ ‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously.