Monster Marvellousness

Why would a child want to see a monster if they could get eaten? … More Monster Marvellousness

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Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4

‘Well I suppose I should let you in, but you only have a few hours because otherwise you might get used to The Land of Boredooom and want to stay…’ With that he released all the chains and slowly opened the door. ‘Are you ready?’ he said with a yawn and a loud dragged out sigh. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4

How Tingle Dingle and the Land of Boredooom! came about

Those who don’t get bored are often quite content and don’t suffer from BOREDOM_ITCHY-BOTTOM-FIDGETY-ITUS! (That is a new disease I invented which makes me all wiggly prior to booking a ridiculous trip that will scare the heck out of me and give me something to distract from being bored). … More How Tingle Dingle and the Land of Boredooom! came about

LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 9

It was close to winter which meant that Baby must have been in the in-between food phase. It was in transition between milk and vegetation. It still needed its mother’s milk otherwise there was a possibility it could die. A feeling of helplessness washed through Wyld. If the baby mammoth died then what? He would be just a kid lost in the wilderness with a dead baby mammoth. What kid wanted to deal with that? … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 9

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 4

Quickly he ducked back behind the stump and gathered himself. A mammoth? He couldn’t believe it, the wild animal thing had seemed like a twisted joke. A hairy baby mammoth in the middle of a forest? Wyld peered over the stump and took another peek. The mammoth was struggling to move away. The little mammoth kept trying to pull his leg but Wyld noticed it was caught in twine. The more the baby struggled, the more the twine tightened. The ball of fluff needed his help but if he helped then it could attack him. … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 4