Roll on Autumn and Winter because that is my favourite imagining times… The dark times make space for monsters, creatures and creativity. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
It is such a lovely escape and the inner child in me literally goes creatively berserk. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 2
‘Well I suppose I should let you in, but you only have a few hours because otherwise you might get used to The Land of Boredooom and want to stay…’ With that he released all the chains and slowly opened the door. ‘Are you ready?’ he said with a yawn and a loud dragged out sigh. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4
‘Well that is it, decision made,’ said Auntie Joanna. ‘We can’t have you being bored, so that is why we are definitely going to The Land of Boredooom! We will have a boring adventure.’ She smiled at the thought of an adventure being boring because they never were. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3
‘Ah that is where you are wrong Tingle. Some adults do jump in puddles and take great pleasure in it but they just do it when other adults aren’t looking. It seems that often when grown-ups get older they forget the pleasure of making a great big splash!’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 2
Those who don’t get bored are often quite content and don’t suffer from BOREDOM_ITCHY-BOTTOM-FIDGETY-ITUS! (That is a new disease I invented which makes me all wiggly prior to booking a ridiculous trip that will scare the heck out of me and give me something to distract from being bored). … More How Tingle Dingle and the Land of Boredooom! came about
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
The point is laughter is infectious and we need more of this in the world. When people are ill they get disease. When people laugh they re-ease. Those little cells in the body jump about in party time and have a feel good gathering. Happy cells make happy bodies and we need more of that! … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 6
Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy? … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
Other than that, those who get where I am coming from please share all these dating disasters with your friends, family and pets. It may well please and entertain them during dark winter’s evenings. God knows I sit at my desk writing this stuff with tears streaming down my face… Before we go any further I would like to admit I laugh at my own jokes and that is why I write these books. It is like literary mental orgasms where I simply lose control and fall about laughing while writing. I don’t do that during the ‘act’ actually maybe I do… I have done this in public too – not orgasm… Oh God… I mean laugh at my own jokes in public. Right I think we should get on… … More THE LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 4
