You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?
A load roar of satisfaction should always be made when one is proud of a stink creation. These Little Stinkers can create a stinking stonker and their proud achievement makes them roar. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Stink Stonker?
If you love a good Raspberry sound have a listen… … More THE RASPBERRY CHASE – This Will Make You Laugh – LITTLE STINKERS… WITH AUDIO
Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?
Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?
‘We’re in so much trouble now Davina,’ whispered Ghost.
‘We were already in trouble Ghost. Now those beings are going to send a search party after us instead.’
‘Davina you’re so weird! What do you mean beings?’ asked Ghost. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 10 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina.
‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’
‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘I can’t get into any more trouble than I’m already in, can I?’ Davina responded in deflation.
‘I’m sure you can, you seem to have a natural talent for it,’ Ghost returned with a half-smile. ‘Erm, look Davina… now that I’m not so shocked there’s something I have to tell you.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO
‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’
‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk.
‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously.
‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO
Early the next morning in Ms Kirk’s office, Davina sat in an uncomfortable high-backed wooden chair staring at Ms Kirk’s contorted features. Without saying a word Ms Kirk whacked the palm of her hand with the cane. The whacking tempo inceased as she began to pace. ‘So…’ Whack! She pressed her lips tightly together and made a sucking rasp. ‘So… you say you don’t know what happened.’ The cane sliced through the air. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 5 – With AUDIO
