PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?

You learned the art of sneak early on… The other poignant posterial part is that your bottom does not make a thunderous billowing blow off. Instead it creates a smelly sound likened to a rusty hinge. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Sneaky Squeaky ?

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?

Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?

Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO

‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina.
‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’
‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO

‘I can’t get into any more trouble than I’m already in, can I?’ Davina responded in deflation.
‘I’m sure you can, you seem to have a natural talent for it,’ Ghost returned with a half-smile. ‘Erm, look Davina… now that I’m not so shocked there’s something I have to tell you.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 8 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO

‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’
‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk.
‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously.
‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’ … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO

Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 6 – With AUDIO

Admittedly Ghost was a little podgy, but stocky with an unexpected agility. He had the build of a swimmer with broad shoulders, yet his height was average for a boy of around thirteen. What set Ghost apart was his pure, almost translucent white skin, white hair and different coloured eyes – a blue left eye and the right green. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 6 – With AUDIO