Why would a child want to see a monster if they could get eaten? … More Monster Marvellousness
Soooo my lovelies I might have been quiet for a while. Well it is because I have been dealing with Monsters. Yep who can say that? The truth is there are plenty of Monsters to interview for my next Children’s book. Taking time to understand monsters and how they approach life takes time. Let’s take … More A Monsteracious Update…
Roll on Autumn and Winter because that is my favourite imagining times… The dark times make space for monsters, creatures and creativity. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
‘Well I suppose I should let you in, but you only have a few hours because otherwise you might get used to The Land of Boredooom and want to stay…’ With that he released all the chains and slowly opened the door. ‘Are you ready?’ he said with a yawn and a loud dragged out sigh. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 4
‘Well that is it, decision made,’ said Auntie Joanna. ‘We can’t have you being bored, so that is why we are definitely going to The Land of Boredooom! We will have a boring adventure.’ She smiled at the thought of an adventure being boring because they never were. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3
‘Ah that is where you are wrong Tingle. Some adults do jump in puddles and take great pleasure in it but they just do it when other adults aren’t looking. It seems that often when grown-ups get older they forget the pleasure of making a great big splash!’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 2
Those who don’t get bored are often quite content and don’t suffer from BOREDOM_ITCHY-BOTTOM-FIDGETY-ITUS! (That is a new disease I invented which makes me all wiggly prior to booking a ridiculous trip that will scare the heck out of me and give me something to distract from being bored). … More How Tingle Dingle and the Land of Boredooom! came about
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
After all the excitement of the Release Day Race… Life must go on. The question from a few of you is what’s next? Well life seems to have a different plan to my plan. Although that is okay because that means adventure! Yipee! Now that I have re-released all my books under my own name, … More So What’s Next?
Well it has been a day of unexpected book release race happenings. Who would have thought that The Hairy Legged Mystery would be racing neck and neck against Elora, The One Winged Fairy? I certainly could not have anticipated that the Office Zoo and Money Farm would be selling at a similar rate beside each … More Release Day Race – They Crossed The Finish Line!!! We Have a WINNER!!!! Yey!