Throwing passengers from a tender to the ship isn’t my idea of fun… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 20 – We Only Came On This Cruise For The Port We Missed
There are numerous skills and tactics involved to attain prime sunbathing position on deck. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 17 – The Sunbed Hoggers
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
You would not believe the lengths people will go to get a refund… Oh yes… It will truly astound you! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 13 – The Well Known Whingers and the Constant Complainers
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
It is quite astounding how many nooks and crannies a ‘reader’ can find to indulge in a book … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 6 – The Readers
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
It had to be the greatest show to accompany the greatest acrid aroma. That was where the Odorous Opera originated, the Raspberry Rhapsody Reared its ridiculous head and the Ponga-long which was a pong sing-along came from. … More A Stinktacular – Yes You Heard it – A STINK-TACULAR!