Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families

A confined space with family for two weeks has the potential for absolute cruise carnage… Fact! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families

PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!

The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?

What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone else notice? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Dancey Doom Dunker?

When the Dancey-Doom-Dunkers first began to practice their moves they practiced in cities. They surrounded people who were eating their lunch on benches and staring looking at their phones. It seemed that lunchtime was the optimum time to provide a pasty-flavoured-festering-fragrance. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Dancey Doom Dunker?

PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?

Since bears like to hibernate the Gross Grunters like their naps. Their instinct originally was to curl up in places that resembled caves. Unfortunately their gruntiness became so bad in the confined space that they almost gassed themselves and each other. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Gross Grunter?