What would happen if that whale released a stink? Do whales have funny tummies? That then resulted in shark smells. Did sharks blow off? Did a shark have a bottom? All of that came from one innocent bottom bubble! … More PONGPENDIUM -What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Duckbilled-splatterpus?
When the Dancey-Doom-Dunkers first began to practice their moves they practiced in cities. They surrounded people who were eating their lunch on benches and staring looking at their phones. It seemed that lunchtime was the optimum time to provide a pasty-flavoured-festering-fragrance. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Dancey Doom Dunker?
The stench was intense and while the crowd reacted the warblers flitted away with their beautiful dragonfly wings as if the huge squelch had been a figment of people’s imaginations. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Whiff Warbler?
‘Time for the chorus,’ Sebastian waved his hands in the air as if conducting an orchestra. All the Little Stinkers united in song. ‘Ohhh it stinks… it smells so bad… the rancid stench makes us so sad… … More Time for a Ponga-long Sing Song about a Pertinent Pong!
Imagine being at the bottom of a hill and a mass of these menacing murk makers rolling at speed in your direction. Then when they arrive they all unfurl as one and…. Boom-bottomy-doom! … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Tangy Twerper?
This Little Stinker is quite an innovation. Most stinks, as we know come from bottoms, although there are some rather breathy badduns’ as well. Now, how many drooling creatures do you know that can fly? Precisely – what fun? … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Dastardly Drooler?
The calm rippling motion when they arrive and their funny beaver faces make you relax and enjoy the spectacle. Yet, that relaxation is destroyed when they become fartistic, create a random image that then evaporates into a terrible stench. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Pump-kin?
Now imagine gathering a group of them together, all humming their own tunes then you certainly have the potential for absolute aggravation. Now combine that with a fruity fragrant fart and you have a catastrophic combination. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Hideous Hummer?
Sometimes we are so busy striving we forget to experience contentment. … More A Few Thoughts on Contentment
Being at the centre of a Swan’s landing strip is not something I would recommend, especially early in the morning. … More A Face Off With A Landing Swan
