PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the ‘Little Stinkers’ were out for me and I had to get the book written – or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity.
PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audience’s faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many ‘did I just really hear that?’ expressions. Pongle’s favourite was the ‘that sounded like a fart look – did anyone…
Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 9 – With AUDIO
‘I need to know where we are going first. I am not just climbing in a van with a stranger!’ said Davina. ‘We are not strangers anymore and you will do what we say because we are now your legal guardians. We own you!’ ‘You can’t make us!’ said Ghost rebelliously.
Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 7 – With AUDIO
‘Ms Kirk I have no idea. It looks like large bite marks.’ ‘What on earth could make such bite marks in stone?’ blustered Ms Kirk. ‘A dinosaur?’ retorted Davina mischievously. ‘Don’t be ridiculous child! Now I expect you to find me an answer by this afternoon. Oh and don’t think you’ll be going anywhere.’
The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 19
When the dance was over there was a bit of a surprise… I bet you can’t guess what happened?
The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 16
There’s dad dancing… and now there is Monster dancing. What would be your best monster move?
The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 8
Shake that monster bottom to the music!
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
So there we are: Mabel has mauled the manly mob with a ping pong ball and suddenly other ladies got wind (some have wind anyway) of the phenomenon taking place.
Striving – Why bother?
What if that same goal could be attained easily and with a sustained and pleasurable journey? Why do we choose the striving and the running against walls?