I have never noticed wobbling bottoms at the gym but no doubt they are going to draw my attention daily from now on. It will be like watching jelly on a washing machine during a spin cycle. It is the time of year where people make their gym attempts – sweat too much and realise they don’t like turning purple in public. … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 2
You know I almost said welcome back to Winter Wonder Bra but that would involve up-lift with icicle hanging from nipple. Frozen bosom is not nice image for anyone. Erect nipples often cause embarrassment but large icicles sticking out would draw big attention. People would notice and do strange eye thing at each other. … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME
Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
The Office Feeder is usually a buxom sort who likes to bake and see people happy. She has a husband suffering from extreme cholesterol levels. He needs a forklift truck to lift him from the bed in the morning. The unfortunate truth is for her husband to survive, the Feeder has to turn her attention elsewhere and feed teams instead. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE FEEDER
‘Go’ said Baz and his friend burst into a beat box and a dance. Baz then pressed all the buttons again and tried with all his might to open the door. He made a loud roar and nothing. ‘It’s like a bloody vault!’ he cried. The room was silent while the man blowing raspberries danced the worst dad dance that you have ever seen. … More Some Might Blame It On The Full Moon
CHAPTER 9 DIFFERENT ATTITUDE, DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE, DIFFERENT RESULT QUESTIONS THAT LEAD TO MORE QUESTIONS: Good creation of luck? Do wealthy people create their own luck? Or do wealthy people simply take action when they notice an opportunity? We can all live in fantasy but making fantasy reality involves action and commitment. That night, as I … More MONEY FARM – CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 8 TRACKING, TRENDING AND BENDING There are patterns in most things including nature. There are even patterns in people’s lives and unconscious. People choose to repeat the same patterns. Tracking M.O.N.E.Y. was the first step to ‘trending’ their patterns. As I expected, M.O.N.E.Y.s congregated in clusters and frequented the most exclusive restaurants. Only the … More MONEY FARM – CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 7 THE COMPLEXITIES OF A CASH-RICH COMPLEX The simplicities of life are what make it rich. Complexity makes things unfathomable. There is reason for that. The complex had always fascinated me; however, there had been no time previously to watch the comings and goings of the M.O.N.E.Y.s. What’s more, there were no statistics revealing … More MONEY FARM – CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 6 MONEY SPOTTING All systems carry patterns, cycles and trends. QUESTION: What enables the wealthy to accumulate while the poor depreciate? After the redundancy, my resolve to understand the financial system and money handling became action. In fact it became my obsession. There was fascination, there was dedication, but this was a true obsession. … More MONEY FARM – CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 5 BLAME – THE DISTRACTION FROM POSITIVE ACTION If something does not work change it. Stop repeating patterns that do not work. There are alternatives. Why waste energy blaming when responsible acceptance will shift and transform negative into positive? Researching caused me to delve into the depths. I searched for alternatives and noticed the … More MONEY FARM – CHAPTER 5
